Friday, May 16, 2008

Milwaukee vs Boston

Why is Joe Dillion batting DH tonight? Someone? Ned? Sedar? Anyone? WTF....I would have guessed Tony Gwynn would be in this spot.
Not since the Sacco-Vanzetti trial has there been this much anticipation in Boston! Okay, perhaps that is a stretch. But the Red Sox nation is eager to verbally trounce on the likes of Eric Gagne and probably even Gabe Kapler. Bean Town fans were a little concerned last week when Ned Yost yanked Gagne from the closer's role only placing him back in it two days later. So we should anticipate Johnny Damon-Esq boo's when he is called in for the 9th tonight! Hell, their fans will probably even boo Kapler just because he used to be a Jewish ex-Red Sock.


Things to listen/look for on hi-def FSN tonight from their fans:



-John Kerry sitting in a section that is in the background of right handed batters.




- "That's Manny being Manny" I despise that saying


-"Beckett is wicked cool" Although he is a very good pitcher, I don't think he is in the same category as "Pete's Wicked Ale"

-"Beer-keeper, toss me a Sammy" Although Bud (not Miller) is sold at Fenway, they primarily sell Sam Adams.


-"Ben Affleck is f'n so cool" Despite the success of Good Will Hunting, Ben is not cool, not even with the help of Jimmy Kimmel.


-Look for Dueche Bag fans wearing green Redsox ballcaps.

-Look for Jimmy Fallon and Drew Barrymore sitting along the third base line, they are in town to shoot the sequel to "Fan Fever II". Perhaps a bat-splinter will veer off and stab him in the neck.











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All-Stars from Milwaukee?

Ben Sheets
Ryan Braun
Jason Kendall?

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At least Eric Gagne didn't do THIS when Yost yanked him.

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