Not since the Sacco-Vanzetti trial has there been this much anticipation in Boston! Okay, perhaps that is a stretch. But the Red Sox nation is eager to verbally trounce on the likes of Eric Gagne and probably even Gabe Kapler. Bean Town fans were a little concerned last week when Ned Yost yanked Gagne from the closer's role only placing him back in it two days later. So we should anticipate Johnny Damon-Esq boo's when he is called in for the 9th tonight! Hell, their fans will probably even boo Kapler just because he used to be a Jewish ex-Red Sock.
Things to listen/look for on hi-def FSN tonight from their fans:
-John Kerry sitting in a section that is in the background of right handed batters.
- "That's Manny being Manny" I despise that saying
-"Beckett is wicked cool" Although he is a very good pitcher, I don't think he is in the same category as "Pete's Wicked Ale"
-"Beer-keeper, toss me a Sammy" Although Bud (not Miller) is sold at Fenway, they primarily sell Sam Adams.
-"Ben Affleck is f'n so cool" Despite the success of Good Will Hunting, Ben is not cool, not even with the help of Jimmy Kimmel.
-Look for Dueche Bag fans wearing green Redsox ballcaps.
-Look for Jimmy Fallon and Drew Barrymore sitting along the third base line, they are in town to shoot the sequel to "Fan Fever II". Perhaps a bat-splinter will veer off and stab him in the neck. 
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All-Stars from Milwaukee?
Ben Sheets
Ryan Braun
Jason Kendall?
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At least Eric Gagne didn't do THIS when Yost yanked him.
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